Did you happen to be a knight in a past lifetime, kickstand? Maybe this one?
That bruising on the knuckles just started appearing yesterday... a week after the "pinky injury". That's bruising coming out from deep within the joints. I still can't bend it enough to wrap around my handlebars. No, it's not ripped off, no bones are sticking out, and I don't even have to get it amputated. But yes, it is a an injury that ended a ride early, interferes with daily life and prevents me from riding for a week and counting. I'm sure if I was a man like you, I'd just whip out my pocket knife and carve out the pesky inflamed portions of my knuckles so that I could bend my finger around the handlebars and continue riding, after packing the fresh open wounds with salt just so I could laugh at the pain. Unfortunately, I am not as awesome as you. I am just an average human.
And again with the whole reading comprehension thing... the finger injury was not the only result of the contact with the stump. There was also the unplanned departure from the bike over the handlebars. That hidden crash risk is the concern here, not a minor pinky scrape.
I promise I'll stop confusing you with my calm, civil and relevant discussion now. It's probably not the reaction you're used to getting to your childish insults. Good day, sir!